Many Anti-Martian writers lay the claim that the great Prophet of Martianism used Covert Hypnosis, Brainwashing and Mind Control in his design of the Martian Church. They base these ridiculous ideas on the rumor that in his early career, before he recieved the translating Peep-Stone, he attempted to start a business called Cerebra-Clean. Even if this were true, which it cannot be proven to be, the Faithful know without a shadow of a doubt that the Prophet's claims of Divine Inspiration are true, they do not listen to those wicked Anti-Martians who would destroy the mighty Temple-Pyramid of Cydonia. The righteous require no evidence of Martianism other than the sweet and good feelings that they get when they read the Book of Martian and listen to the words of the Prophet.
Heil to the Prophet!
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