The holy hand grenade is a Martian Religious Relic invented by Elder Sorenson and Elder Zeek. When in a trance-projection-vision Elder Sorenson was given instructions from Former President Zorg on how to build it. The outer casing was acquired at a local badwill© thriftstore. The inner workings are of curious workmanship, and immensely powerful.
Although he no longer carries it with him, Elder Sorenson asserts he never used the weapon, claiming to have returned it to President Zorg. However there was a report of an incident where a congregation of Glonks belonging to an apostate-heathen-gentile church were blown up by some sort of explosive device, however when local police asked if he was responsible Elder Sorenson said "I think you must be looking for space johos, people get us confused all the time."
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