Did you know that Slim Greens took the Martian Missionary Discussions once? This up-and-coming surf-guitarist is considered one of Outer-Glonkonia's top potential-musicians, and if he thinks it is cool to think about joining the Church then the Church must be pretty cool, huh kids?That's right, it IS cool. Much cooler than those other stinky cult/poo-poo religions.
Slim Greens also likes the idea of giving money to help charitable foundations... and guess what is the best charitable foundation?... You guessed it, The Martian Church!
So basically Slim Greens believes in Martianism, so you should too. Amen
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