Sunday, January 25, 2009

Follow the Prophets: Follow the OGSM blog... and be saved!

Right now the Outer-Glonkonia Space Mission is running a special...
Sign on as a follower of this blog and be granted a blessing of limited salvation... even without babtizm©! If you sign on as a follower the Elders of the OGSM will perform an ordinance that will seal you up as their servants/handmaids/droid-slaves, which will effectively make a spot for you wherever they go after death. And since they have received babtizm© and the higher SECRET MARTIAN RITUALS they are guaranteed the fulness of Martian salvation. Pretty cool, eh?
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3 comments:

  1. Morgan FamilyJanuary 27, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    Sigh of relief...I am just in time!

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  2. PortersJanuary 31, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    How long is the special? Can I think about it first... Will it hurt?

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  3. CalvinFiskMarch 4, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    This special is for the rest of your immortal existence. What more do you need to think about? Would you rather spend eternity being eaten by powerful gastric acid in the entrails of the Nizlak Worm?

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