The Book of Martian is the cornerstone, keystone, and capstone of The Church of the Martian Saints Incorporated. To many of the Martian faith it is the only book they read, as it contains the fullness of all knowledge of the universe. And the complete mind an will of the Gods.
In their infinate wisdom the Gods told the Great Prophet to keep large portions of the text in a highly sophisticated code that only the Prophet could read when he was translating it from the ancient Martian language into human-speak . Thus the sacred truths would be kept out of the hands of the heathen gentiles, and the words of the book would appear to be gibberish to the unclean eyes of the unrighteous. However, some gentiles still read it in secret, even though they deny it, and thus it is responsible for all the progress ever made in the universe, in fact scientists study it secretly and that is where they get their ideas.
In their infinate wisdom the Gods told the Great Prophet to keep large portions of the text in a highly sophisticated code that only the Prophet could read when he was translating it from the ancient Martian language into human-speak . Thus the sacred truths would be kept out of the hands of the heathen gentiles, and the words of the book would appear to be gibberish to the unclean eyes of the unrighteous. However, some gentiles still read it in secret, even though they deny it, and thus it is responsible for all the progress ever made in the universe, in fact scientists study it secretly and that is where they get their ideas.
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