"Mission President" >name unknown<, a Mega-Glonk, rules over the OGSM with an iron fist, or would if he had fists. His tenticles were cut off during the "First Great Revolutionary Civil War of Space-Mission Secession" by Elder Sorenson.
Very little is known about him, he tries to preserve an aura of mystery around himself, even his name he keeps secret (based on a misunderstanding of Martian Secret Ritual). It is believed that he was the President of a nukular© arms factory before he presided over the OGSM, but this has not been substantiated.
Following the Sorenson led revolt, very few missionaries remain who are willing to swear The Unbreakable Penalty-Oath-of-Fealty to the Mission President, many opting instead to simply sustain Elder Sorenson as Dictator-Assistant-Beast to the Mission President and follow his lead.
Many Missionaries and regular church members have requested that the Martian Church HeadQuarters send a new Mission President to clean up the schismatic confusion and disputations that are rampant within the OGSM. But few have any hope of a timely solution.
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