This is a fairly typical specimen of the type of Glonk-Creatures found in Outer-Glonkonia. The Prophets have told us that the Glonk Species is descended primarily from the apostate brothers of Nelph who's skins were turned green when they left the safety of the Holy Dome that Nelph built when they arrived in the Promised Planet of Mars.
There are no Glonks on Mars anymore because they disappeared miraculously by the power of the Gods, which power was so great as to leave not even the slightest trace they have ever been there. That is also why there appears to be no corroborating evidence to validate the Book of Martian. The Prophets have explained that the reason the Glonks have no history of ever inhabiting Mars, or any other planet in the Human Galaxy, is because the Satan-Sneakafüsse© has completely re-written their history to erase any faith promoting knowledge; As is often the case with Heathen Gentile so-called "history."
Glonks are blessed with a special promise that when they repent and become righteous, and follow all the words of the Prophets perfectly, they will become white-skinned-human-ape-creatures again.
There are no Glonks on Mars anymore because they disappeared miraculously by the power of the Gods, which power was so great as to leave not even the slightest trace they have ever been there. That is also why there appears to be no corroborating evidence to validate the Book of Martian. The Prophets have explained that the reason the Glonks have no history of ever inhabiting Mars, or any other planet in the Human Galaxy, is because the Satan-Sneakafüsse© has completely re-written their history to erase any faith promoting knowledge; As is often the case with Heathen Gentile so-called "history."
Glonks are blessed with a special promise that when they repent and become righteous, and follow all the words of the Prophets perfectly, they will become white-skinned-human-ape-creatures again.
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